Epicado in genuine web marketing offer shock!
Gloucestershire, Wednesday:
In a blatant attempt to nudge customers into committing to website builds, search engine optimisation or pay-per-click advertising campaigns before August, Epicado, Stroud’s answer to Chipperfield’s Circus (”shome mishtake shurely, shouldn’t that be Google?”Ed), is offering up to 20% off any previously quoted website price and any new estimates, if customers buy during July.
Speaking from his executive tree-house, a normally tight lipped Paul Lock, Director of Silly Offers, said “Have we gone bonkers? Yes, pass the coconuts Phil”.
Regaining what’s left of his composure, a clearly deranged Lock continued “We’re about to launch two new websites for Jillie Bushell Associates and ETS Technical Sales but there’s a window before the September pre-Christmas madness. We can’t get enough madness so we thought, why wait, let’s have some pre-September, pre-Christmas madness!’
Doctors advise Epicado customers and prospects to act now. They say Lock could regain his sanity at any time.
Last night the Woodchester based guru was reported to be “enjoying a quiet dinner with friends”.
Thank you for all your help in designing and
building my e-commerce web site. Your professionalism and attention to detail
make a refreshing change - I have no hesitation in recommending Epicado to any
small business looking
for an accessible way to trade online.
